Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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