stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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