just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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