TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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