he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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