But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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