You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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