I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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