sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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