There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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