these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
two words: eviction party
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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