Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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