We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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