I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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