I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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