The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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