so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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