Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
