I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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