Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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