kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just gargled with NyQuil
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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