doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Do vagina's smell?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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