Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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