i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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