that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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