I didn't shave. On purpose
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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