can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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