protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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