elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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