Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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