? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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