Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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