How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so let's talk penis.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I want a musical about memes.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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