The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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