Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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