Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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