This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
