So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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