Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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