Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
