I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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