My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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