what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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