eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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