so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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