so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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