we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
