somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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