the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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