you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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